Monday, November 23, 2009

tentacles



I spent the weekend at the CTN-X animation expo recruiting with Blue Sky Studios. It's pretty impossible to leave an event like that without being super inspired! I really admire all the artists out there who have carved such a comfortable niche for themselves drawing nothing but naked ladies. So here I've harnessed a bit of that ripe inspiration with a weird naked tentacle lady.

Notorious nightmare

last night i dreamed that Biggie Smalls was trying to kill me. it was really scary. today on my way to work, i took his cd out of my disc changer.

tonight i'll pray to 2pac.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

the reign of Mouth

"Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Last Goonie weekend. We gotta be going out in style. Cruising the coast, sniffing some lace, downing some brews...but noooooo! The one older brother had to go and screw it up."

I guess the 80's were a laid back time when it came to kid's film dialogue! And I had this movie memorized! I recited Mouth's monologue countless times perfecting every nuance. I had no idea what "sniffing some lace, downing some brews" meant...all I knew was that Mouth was way cooler than I.

Monday, November 16, 2009

splash splash splash splash



Thursday, November 12, 2009

MANTIS



Tuesday, November 10, 2009

litter bot

i was watching a japanese film about killer robots but it got boring so instead i drew a robot that will clean the litter box for me. it really smells like pee.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

from now on

Sunday, October 18, 2009

walk with the jackrabbit

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

some stuff

i came across a folder this evening containing some old artwork from my previous blog and some other randoms i had forgotten about....so here they are in no particular order.




















Friday, October 9, 2009

el coyote

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

prosciutto evil

I did some grocery shopping over the weekend and ordered a few items from the deli counter. I did NOT order half a pound of prosciutto but somehow, mysteriously, that is what appeared in my grocery bag. It had the same expiration date as everything else and didn't seem to be coated with any visible poison so I had some.

Eight hours later, I woke up to my stomach literally vibrating. I spent the day wishing I had more than one toilet. Two days later I'm back at work and still haunted by that nitratey mush. Damn you sneaky deli demons!! They know I hate wasting food.

Friday, October 2, 2009

more time

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Flight of the Little Prick

Today while satisfying my afternoon-at work-youtube-nostalgia craving, I realized what a little bitch the kid from Flight of the Navigator is! A boy with the most infuriating haircut gets to control an all-powerful metallic space craft and do whatever he wants in the universe, and the whole time all he does is act like a jerk to the robotic Pee Wee Herman orb thing for no reason at all. I remember hating this kid when I was little but 20 years later he pisses me off in a whole new light.

The movie surprisingly still holds up though. And I hear there is a remake in the works. I hope the new navigator has some manners.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

district 9

i can't stop thinking about this movie so i took a prawn sketch break at work.

i wish i had a prawn.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Goodbye Michael

I wish you well and pray for your happiness far far away on your secret island. I hope they never find you.