litter bot

i was watching a japanese film about killer robots but it got boring so instead i drew a robot that will clean the litter box for me. it smells like pee.

from now on

walk with the jackrabbit

some stuff

i came across a folder this evening containing some old artwork from my previous blog and some other randoms i had forgotten about....so here they are in no particular order.

el coyote

prosciutto evil

I did some grocery shopping over the weekend and ordered a few items from the deli counter. I did NOT order half a pound of prosciutto but somehow, mysteriously, that is what appeared in my grocery bag. It had the same expiration date as everything else and didn't seem to be coated with any visible poison so I had some.

Eight hours later, I woke up to my stomach literally vibrating. I spent the day wishing I had more than one toilet. Two days later I'm back at work and still haunted by that nitratey mush. Damn you sneaky deli demons!! They know I hate wasting food.

more time

Flight of the Little Prick

Today while satisfying my afternoon-at work-youtube-nostalgia craving, I realized what a little bitch the kid from Flight of the Navigator is! A boy with the most infuriating haircut gets to control an all-powerful metallic space craft and do whatever he wants in the universe, and the whole time all he does is act like a jerk to the robotic Pee Wee Herman orb thing for no reason at all. I remember hating this kid when I was little but 20 years later he pisses me off in a whole new light.

The movie surprisingly still holds up though. And I hear there is a remake in the works. I hope the new navigator has some manners.

district 9

i can't stop thinking about this movie so i took a prawn sketch break at work.

i wish i had a prawn.

Goodbye Michael

I wish you well and pray for your happiness far far away on your secret island. I hope they never find you.